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.Thursday, July 19, 2007
HandType on; 12:39 AM
♥MAD apple REPORTS!!!
the MAD apple REPORTtoday,19th july 2007, apple was "appleNAPPED'' by crazy dr. donkey!dr.donkey apple napped apple to do an experiment on in...the sex change experiment!poor apple,is it a boy or a girl now?dr.donkey's only daughter, dronkey, was inspired by dr donkey that she decided to too become a small time doctor!=]dr.donkey used mascara(black marker)to outlined apple's cute eyes & mouth.i know what you are thinkin, MAD DR.DONKEY!!!lolx...now apple looks exactly like MR.FRANKENSTEIN.two thick black eyerings/panda eyes...dr.dronkey(dr.donkey's daughter)manage to save apple from being disfigured further.Dr.dronkey took apple & "tried" to remove the unsightly "mascara" & manage to remove part of it.apple was sent to bath 3 times today...the first time, nothing happened(as in removing the "mascara").And the second time, managed to remove it a little bit, but the 3rd time, was a SLIGHT SUCCESS!!!yay.wrapped in a "towel"(tissue paper")like a mini mummy...apple was then sent to dry...slowly removing the towel wrapping apple...everybody stares...everybody watch in amazement...snipping &snipping the towel off apple.AND, finally the towel is stripped off apple,the towel looking like a disgusting yucky diapers was handled by puss(apple's owner&"my" gay boyfriend)who was stuffing in sweet wrappers into the "eeww"diapers & throwing it away in the "bird's" class.what happened to apple?all i can reveil is that the "diapers" was removed...and you have to read about the next "MAD apple REPORTS!!!"THE GREAT UNVEILING!!!who knows how apple looks like now...will it be a better looking apple?will it be changed back to noraml or will it remain?will puss & mummy dragon like it?find out in the next "MAD apple REPORTS!!!" right here on the shrek news.thank you.starring: apple,puss(dr.dRonkey's uncle),dr.dRonkey, dr.donkey & mummy dragon.the great unveiling: next post, most probably tonight.mini summary: apple has been applenapped by "crazy" dr.donkey & used as dr.donkey's experiment, the SEX CHANGE EXPERIMENT.before apple got further disfigured, dr.donkey's daughter, dr.dRonkey, manage to "rescue" apple & tried hard to change it back to the cute apple it was before.the APPLE EVOLUTION...read to find out...