THE 5 SHREK TEAM MEMBERS -BHARTI! aka DRAGON!
-CALLIE! aka DRONKEY!
-CINDY! aka GINGERBREADMAN!
-DEBORAH! aka DONKEY!
-ELISABTH! aka PUSS-IN-BOOTS!

BIRTHDAYS!
CINDY!turned 16 on 21.02.09
BHARTI!turned 15 on 26.04.09
ELISAETH!turned 15 on 27.06.09
CALLIE!offically 15 on 16.09.09
DEBORAH!offically 15 on 01.11.09
SHREK TEAM'S ANNIVERSARY IS ON THE 14.04(:
BHARTI TO COME BACK!!-SHE'S BACK BABEH! :D



That dragon Bharti!
That dronkey Callie!
That gingy Cindy!
That donkey Deborah!
That cat Elisabeth!
That comical Nicky!
That beautiful Nurul!
That sucker Yvonne!
That duachiobu Eunice!
That hottie Hira!
That skinny Samantha!
That crazy Shanel!

Bharti
Callie
Cindy
Deborah
Elisabeth
Eunice
Hoyang
Hira
Nicky
Nurayan
Samantha
Yvonne
1E1
2E1

Designer:
BANGTHELOVE ; JOANNA
Basecodes
Brushes


Archives:
May 2007.
June 2007.
July 2007.
August 2007.
October 2007.
November 2007.
January 2008.
March 2008.
May 2008.
July 2008.
September 2008.
October 2009.
November 2009.
May 2010.
June 2010.

31 July

Haha.......Gingerbreadman keep saying that lord farty fart alot when we go swimming.......but lord farty says the same about gingerbreadman....n they ended up saying that...........gingerbread man is jinx.....ligthning jinx.....whereever he goes got ligthning............cannot go on holiday also ....later got ligthning...bom bom bom...u become chao ta.....somebody follow u also got ligthning +that person gets it so......he/she won't follow u again......haha......n ya the shit also got lightning....around it...even u inside the house got ligthning n got rain so ur whole house flooded hahahahahahhahaha............... ................n Lord Farty anded up farting the....so its not as bad as th lightning jinx.....gingerbreadman.....hahah n later some(*******)...thought we r passing secrets so she pick it up...n read so that person become the.......THE LIGHTNING FARTING SHITTY............haha n she + say that THE LIGHTNING FARTY SHITTY....won the farting race n also the shitting race haha n she dunno its her....................... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

..........................can't stop laughing............haha...got stomach ache already la.....hahahahahah



Bye Bye
Dragon......haha very happy

31st July....

yeah! finally I noe how to post already hahah!!!!!!..................today....i very very very very x a thousand more happy!.......................2 reasons ....1 cuz I finally got the something something...........top secret n cuz I no tution until sec...parents promise...........yeah! but sec 4 then sad la cuz got thousands of tution then.........haiya hu cares la.............. hehe...the Apple is just going fine............well thats what I was told...........still didn't get to see it....its still hosptalised.....oh poor poor Apple...........puss in boots said nth n Dr. Donkey n Dr. Dronkey dun let me visit it...................so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha bb cya


Bye Bye.....
Dragaon....AKA....Dronkey's Mom....

31ST JULY 2007

THE HAPPIEST DAY OF THE WEEK OR MAYB MONTH OR MAYB YEAR...
SOMETHING HAPPENED AND GOSH I'M SO EXCITED...TOO EXCITED TO TALK ANYWAE...


BYE BYE
DONKEY AKA DRONKEY'S FATHER

the MAD apple REPORT
today,19th july 2007, apple was "appleNAPPED'' by crazy dr. donkey!dr.donkey apple napped apple to do an experiment on in...the sex change experiment!
poor apple,is it a boy or a girl now?

dr.donkey's only daughter, dronkey, was inspired by dr donkey that she decided to too become a small time doctor!=]
dr.donkey used mascara(black marker)to outlined apple's cute eyes & mouth.i know what you are thinkin, MAD DR.DONKEY!!!lolx...
now apple looks exactly like MR.FRANKENSTEIN.two thick black eyerings/panda eyes...

dr.dronkey(dr.donkey's daughter)manage to save apple from being disfigured further.Dr.dronkey took apple & "tried" to remove the unsightly "mascara" & manage to remove part of it.apple was sent to bath 3 times today...

the first time, nothing happened(as in removing the "mascara").And the second time, managed to remove it a little bit, but the 3rd time, was a SLIGHT SUCCESS!!!yay.
wrapped in a "towel"(tissue paper")like a mini mummy...apple was then sent to dry...
slowly removing the towel wrapping apple...everybody stares...everybody watch in amazement...snipping &snipping the towel off apple.AND, finally the towel is stripped off apple,the towel looking like a disgusting yucky diapers was handled by puss(apple's owner&"my" gay boyfriend)who was stuffing in sweet wrappers into the "eeww"diapers & throwing it away in the "bird's" class.what happened to apple?all i can reveil is that the "diapers" was removed...and you have to read about the next "MAD apple REPORTS!!!"

THE GREAT UNVEILING!!!
who knows how apple looks like now...will it be a better looking apple?will it be changed back to noraml or will it remain?will puss & mummy dragon like it?find out in the next "MAD apple REPORTS!!!" right here on the shrek news.thank you.

starring: apple,puss(dr.dRonkey's uncle),dr.dRonkey, dr.donkey & mummy dragon.
the great unveiling: next post, most probably tonight.
mini summary: apple has been applenapped by "crazy" dr.donkey & used as dr.donkey's experiment, the SEX CHANGE EXPERIMENT.before apple got further disfigured, dr.donkey's daughter, dr.dRonkey, manage to "rescue" apple & tried hard to change it back to the cute apple it was before.the APPLE EVOLUTION...read to find out...

more maths problem sums for you smarty pants...
solve this sum below...
the distance between Town A and Town B is 100km. george drives a car at 40km/h from Town A to Town B. jerry drives a car at 60km/h from Town B to Town A.a bird which flies at 80km/h starts flying from Town B to Town A. all three started their journey at the same time. when the bird reaches george's car, it turns back and when it reaches jerry's car, it turns back again, so on and so forth until the two cars meet each other. what is the total distance that the bird has travelled when the two cars meet each other?
once again, help me smarty pants!!!
please help me smart people and help me with the previous sum too.
thank you very much.
have a nice dae
=)

hmmm...i wonder...
why is it that only me donkey and eli post only? and dragon never post once before...and i'm the only one that leaves a comment?
where in the world is that tissue?
tissue?!tissue!!WHERE ARE YOU TISSUE!!!???LOLX...
so bored... so smarty pants,where are you?never answer my maths problem sum one... got another one for you smarty pants...
will post later at bout 7...and ya to shrek team, if you are reading this, go online tonight(2nd july07) at 7pm like dat... kaes?and answer my maths problem sum!!!
bye for now...


~`gingerbread man AKA dronkey

stupid lar...i dono why but i feel so stressed out this few daes...so pissed off and everything...can't take any more of my mum's nagging...everydae nag n nag n nag...i wanna bang the wall already...and then in school during math must sit with annoying people...during chinese is like being tortued by the evil teacher and the mean peeps...exclude eli and cindy...can't take any of it anymore...then my own personal problems...ARGH!!!where's the wall? i wanna bang the wall already...cannot take it.cannot take it...wish i can shut the door to reality!!!
pissed...pissed....PISSED!!!then the stupid joel from my primary school soo0000 irritating!!!
keep on messaging n messaging n messaging...tell him to stop messaging already then he still keep on messaging...i wanna box him arhx...smack him!!!
.-_-.
then my primary school class count on me to organise outing... ARGH!!!if i don do they all will kill me...torture!TORTURE!!!this IS REALLY TORTURE!!!
wad they expect me tuu do!?ask them to ask someone else do then they sae not free...then i very free isit? i dunch care le...ii won't organise, let them kill me lorrs... i'll die with no regrets...
=]
>=) hehe...
ok if the smart people are reading this, help me with this maths challenging problem below...
joseph and lina are playing a game. joseph has to think of a number from 8 to 100. lina is supposed to guess that number by asking him questions and he can only answer either " yes"
or "no". what lina doeesn't know is that joseph is intending to trick her by lying to her. the table below shows the question and whether the answer is a truth or a lie.
______________________________________________________________
question joseph's answer
______________________________________________________________
is your number bigger than 50? lie
______________________________________________________________
is your number a multiple of 4? lie
______________________________________________________________
is your number a square? truth
______________________________________________________________
does your number start with the digit 3? lie
______________________________________________________________

before asking the 4th question, lina is sure that she only needs to ask one more question to guess the right number.after asking these 4 question, lina makes her guess which is of course, wrong. what is the correct answer that joseph has in his mind?


ok smart people, genius in maths, help me with this sum!!!
and donkey, i'm not complaining!i took your advice!!!!!>=)